December 2011
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sean parker: hey mark i got you a present
mark zuckerberg: ok let me see it
sean parker: it's a really special gift so take off the top
mark zuckerberg:
sean parker:
mark zuckerberg:
sean parker:
mark zuckerberg:
sean parker:
mark zuckerberg:
sean parker: it's my dick in a box
Watchtheworldasiseefit:
-se4sick:
bac0nsexual:
niggasatan:
lostslightly:
OMFG IM CRYING
IM IN LEGIT TEARS
LMFAO OMFG IM CRYING SO MUCH RFDGVTRFGVBFGVB
OH MY FUCKING GOD
xD Ahahaha omg
im so glad this is back on my dash
How teens and adults text:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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Top Ten Facebook Reactions to the Onion of 2011,...
literallyunbelievable:
10. Hey, science jerks: just get over it already and pray!
9. It’s not true
8. “Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”
7. WHO ARE YOU WHERE AM I
6. “The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man’s heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.”
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shuweet:
youarewhatyoufear:
Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
I like the way you think.
Word.
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